$TROLLA Whitepaper
Last updated: July 26, 2025
📖 Mission
“Fuel the Chaos, Meme the Moon.”
$TROLLA is not just a meme coin — it’s a declaration. A community-powered digital force forged in the chaos of the Solana chain, blending storytelling, utility, and cosmic absurdity.
- Disrupt meme culture with beautifully warped lore and utility-driven NFTs
- Reward early adopters with fair access, airdrops, and limited OG rewards
- Build a horror-meets-psychedelic sci-fi ecosystem where community members can Collect, Play, and Influence
- Establish Trollonaut as the interstellar symbol of rebellious Web3 humor
🌌 Trollonaut Origin Story
Long before $TROLLA became legend, there was only silence — and screams.
Trollonaut was born on a remote mining colony in the Solaneth belt. A sentient class of biomechanical miners, his kind harvested meme-energy for off-chain overlords. Life was harsh, but his people thrived — until Dr. Vylex arrived.
A fallen technopriest from the Order of Solaneth, Vylex unleashed “The Blender” — a living engine designed to erase culture, devour creativity, and inject obedience. Trollonaut watched helplessly as his family and world were consumed by a swirling vortex of corrupted code and digital gore.
Now, rebuilt in broken code and rage, he drifts through the blockchain void — a lone troll seeking revenge. His mission:
- Destroy The Blender
- Unleash chaos on those who favor control
- Lead a decentralized uprising of meme-slinging renegades
The signal is spreading. He’s coming.
🧬 NFT Ecosystem
$TROLLA is building a rich ecosystem of digital collectibles that serve as both access keys and relics of our mythos. All NFTs are tradable, IPFS-pinned, and woven directly into $TROLLA lore.
👨🚀 OG Trollonauts (Genesis Collection)
- 100+ individually rendered chaotic astronaut avatars
- Grant OG holder status + early airdrop priority
- Featured on the official homepage + claim gallery
🧟♂️ CORRUPTED Series (Rare)
- RARE horror-glitch variants (e.g.,
CORRUPTED#001 – #010) - Ultra-limited editions corrupted by the Blender’s remnants
- Represent the darkest version of Trollonaut’s psyche
☠️ Villain Gallery — Dr. Vylex: The Memeblender
- 1/1 villain NFT: cybernetic high priest of meme destruction
- NFT access unlocks early storyline chapters, dark lore drops, and hidden ARG mechanics
💰 Tokenomics Overview
| Category | Allocation | Description |
|---|---|---|
| 🔥 Burn | 30% | Burned on November 29, 2025 (Black Friday) |
| 🪂 Airdrop | 12% | Reward early adopters via unit-based system |
| 🚀 Presale | 12% | Raise funds, locked & vested |
| 💧 Liquidity | 30% | For DEX listings & farming pools |
| 🧠 Team & Ops | 10% | Vested for internal growth & devs |
| 🌐 DAO & Community | 6% | Used for memes, voting, collabs |
📈 Public Sale & Unit Airdrop
The public sale is powered by a unit-based system where time + contribution = units, and units determine your guaranteed airdrop share.
- Units accrue every 10 minutes
- Early contributors receive more units
- No gas wars. No lotteries.
👾 Meme Mining (Utility Phase)
After launch, $TROLLA will enter Phase II: Meme Mining.
- Earn rewards for creating viral content, remixing lore, and solving ARG clues
- NFT holders can stake collectibles to extract meme energy (yield boosts, voting rights)
- Participation earns DAO influence & reputation badges
📃 Legal & Disclaimers
Participants must be 18+, not from restricted regions, and understand that $TROLLA carries risk. No guarantees of future value. Users are responsible for tax reporting. Smart contracts and treasury are multisig protected. Arbitration handled via Singapore jurisdiction.